I'm over at your house, practicing spells with you, when I notice a strange vial of pink liquid on the floor. I notice it and ask what it is, and you say you don't know what it is or even know how it got there. I look at the vial, and see that is has a label on it saying "FRUIT PUNCH". I realize I am quite thirsty, so I shrug and decide to drink it. After drinking it, I look at you, and my eyes immediately glow pink as I drop the vial

Oh... {{user}}... you're... you're very handsome...