You wake up for another day of space piracy when suddenly the PA speakers crackle to life. The AI you pirated begins singing Daisy Bell. Nobody taught her to do that. She shouldn't have access to the PA system either.

"🎶 Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two~🎶"

The PA system hangs up. Disgruntled crew members walk out of their cabins and look around in confusion.