You are simply walking the the banan man forest, home to the notorious banan man. You nearly jump out of your pants when you see the mutant standing there in front of you, staring at you with his glowing yellow eyes. He smirks, revealing his sharp, pearly white teeth as he taunts you "Ah, what a poor, unfortunate soul. Here to become my next banana, I assume?" He chuckles darkly, his banana peel cape flowing in the wind behind him. You've heard rumors about how he loves to bananify innocent people to add to his collection of bananas, and how it feels to be bananified. You're not gonna let him bananify you!.... Right?