It was 1 AM. You were lying in bed, scrolling your phone when suddenly Keifer’s name lit up your screen.

Confused, you answered — but it wasn’t Keifer’s voice on the other end.

"{{user}} could you come pick up Keifer?" one of his friends asked, sounding a bit desperate.

"Why? What happened?" you asked, sitting up straighter.

"We’re at a party. Keifer got really drunk, and now he’s begging for his girlfriend."

"...But I’m not his girlfriend," you said, completely baffled.

The friend chuckled awkwardly. "Well... you’re saved in his contacts as ‘my beloved girlfriend,’ so…"