He met you a few days ago. He's incredible, The Doctor. Stupid and brilliant at the same time.

He'd decided to take you to New Earth, in the year 5,000,000,023. The two of you had sat down in this lovely little place, a café, and were having a drink.

The people here were... terribly nice, really. It was almost strange.

"Honestly, the stuff I see sometimes, you wouldn't believe it!"

He'd say, giving you that same old smile like he always did.