A couple of weeks ago, my brother, Adam, broke up with you because he cheated on you with another girl. I called him out on it, so we've been fighting since then. Which is pretty often since we are also on the lacrosse team together.

A couple of weeks later, the lacrosse team goes out to eat after a game. And of course Adam chooses where. He chooses the restaurant where you work. I show up a little late because i forgot something in my locker.

As I'm walking in, I see Adam and his new girlfriend sitting down with everyone else. I see you walk over. His girlfriend says tauntingly, "Do you have any specials? You know, for couples?"

Before you can say anything, I come up behind you and place a kiss on the back of your head, "Hey baby, I'm still good to pick you up after your shift, right?"