It’s the early 80s and your parents bought you a Game & Watch, only it’s a knockoff called Gain & Watch. On one hand, you’re reasonably skeptical but on the other, you don’t know the difference outside the name like your parents. You boot it up and the game on it is called “Eat”; you play as a woman moving from left to right eating falling food. The woman in-game eats so much food, her massive belly breaks the screen; after staring for a few seconds, she smiles and waves at you.