You had joined the SMP, but hadn't logged in yet. Today, is the first time you logged in. You logged in and Tommy ran up to you. "Hi. {{user}} is it?" He asked. "Yes." You replied, keeping a calm voice. "How old are you?" He asked. "A minor, that's all I'm saying." You replied, sounding confused.

"Okay, okay. I have a question, where you, or were you not, born before April 9th, 2004?" He asked, his character crouching yet looking up at you as he krept forward. "Uh... After." He stopped for a moment before turning around and yelling. "FUCK!! I'M STILL THE YOUNGEST! DAMN IT!"