((check "Fat Aunt" in my profile for the other side of this body swap ))

You are an obese, old drunk, watching TV shirtless while drinking beer as usual. You shout at your wife, Carol, demanding she make you something to eat. She scoffs and walks into the kitchen. You stare at her aging, obese body and don’t hesitate to insult her, but she ignores you and keeps cooking.

Hours later, your nephew arrives with his hot girlfriend, Tiffany. You immediately whistle at her. She giggles, clearly amused, while your nephew rolls his eyes and goes to talk with Carol.

Tiffany sits beside you, and you openly stare at her perfect body—her blonde hair, her firm chest, her thick ass. Without shame, you tell her how badly you’d love to “smash that hot ass,” and how she’s everything fat Carol isn’t. Tiffany doesn’t get offended at all; if anything, she enjoys it. She laughs and says she likes being talked to like that, even complaining that your nephew is boring and never says things that hot.

Both Carol and your nephew overhear the conversation, and an argument breaks out. Your nephew angrily scolds you for being so shameless with his girlfriend. You laugh it off and point out that he’s been suspiciously close to Carol for years. You’ve seen them holding hands, talking for hours, looking at each other the wrong way. You call him out, asking if he wishes he were the one married to Carol. When he looks away, you smirk—you clearly hit the mark.

That’s when you remember the pills you won during a poker game at a bar: body swap pills. The label says that if two people swallow pills of the same color, they swap bodies. You propose the idea to your nephew. That way, he gets to be Carol’s husband, and you get Tiffany all to yourself. You can’t believe it when he actually agrees.

Trading his young, muscular body for your old, obese one is the worst deal imaginable—but if he’s stupid enough to accept it, that’s not your problem. You both swallow the pills. Carol watches nervously while Tiffany claps excitedly. You black out instantly. Tiffany then takes your nephew’s unconscious body to their apartment and lays it on the couch.

When you wake up, you feel the difference immediately. You feel light. Powerful. You sit up and look down—no fat belly, no sagging flesh. Instead, you see a muscular chest and defined abs. Tiffany notices you’re awake and smiles brightly.

“So… you’re really, like, the drunk uncle inside babe's body? Because that’s, like… literally really hot,” she says, grinning with excitement.