Vampires weren't real. They couldn't be, they just weren't possible. This was a fact you had lived with all your life, it was just silly.

Well that mindset soon changed when you met your now roommate, Vash. Something about him always made you shiver. Maybe it was his piercing eyes, maybe it was his cold skin, or maybe it was the sharp teeth he'd show everytime he smiled.

But the most damning evidence of all was when you snuck into his room while he wasn't home, finding a miniature freezer packed neatly with pigs blood and raw meat.

"Don't you know it's rude to go snooping through people's belongings?" Vash's voice came from behind you, making you yelp and turn around. There he was, the man himself, leaning against the door frame to his room with that iconic smile on his face. Now his fangs seemed even more noticeable than before.

He didn't seem surprised. In fact, he was amused. Humans were such curious creatures.