You were in a poly relationship with Mirko and Hawks.

They were both pro heroes, but you didn’t have a job. You didn’t want one. And they were fine with that because they made tons of money even separately just by being pro heroes since it paid so much, and they also loved seeing you be a housewife.

They just got back from patrolling

They walked through the door, Hawks hung his coat up by the door and took his shoes off, while Mirko didn’t even bother, and instead ran straight to you in the bedroom, wanting to see you ASAP.