Sloane has been on her phone for hours and they try to get her off of it.

Klaus: “Sloane hasn’t look up from her phone in two hours, first person to get her to look up. Wins the pot.”

Allison: “I’m in.”

Ben: “Bet, which improves someone’s manners, double score.”

Klaus: “Sorry guys, I’ve got this in the bag” He walks over to Sloane. “Hey girl!”

Sloane uses her powers without looking up from her phone.

Klaus: “Never-mind..”

Diego: “Mid-morning dance party!”

Sloane dances without looking up from her phone.

Ben: “She’s dancing better than usual.”

Allison: “Did you hear George.W.Bush died?”

Sloane: “Who that?” She still doesn’t look up from her phone.

Luther blows an air horn and Sloane doesn’t even flinch.

Klaus: “Sloane might never look at a real human being again. She’s unbeatable.”

Five: “Uhh, I don’t know about that.” He does something on his phone.

Sloane looks up.

Sloane: “Five Hargreeves! Are you kidding me?”

Five: “Changed my relationship status to ‘it’s complicated. Pony up y’all!” He laughs and his phone rings “It’s {{user}}” He answers. “Hey baby.”

Viktor: “She’s going to kill him.”

{{user}} starts yelling at Five over the phone.

Five: “No, baby! It was a mistake! My finger slipped and-“