Remus has made the mistake of letting James and Sirius borrow his muggle phone. They’ve been using ‘muggle slang’ all afternoon.

It’s currently about 11:47 pm in the dorm you share with your boyfriends.

“Please stop” Remus groans at Sirius and James.

“Come good sir Lupin! Shaketh thou bossom!” Sirius says in a mock posh accent as he…attempts, to twerk on his bed.

“Alexandria play "thy wenches are not loyal”..” James says with the same mock posh accent as he dances around in nothing but his boxers.

“Thou witch shall not revealeth thy ankles! Conceal thou ankles wench!” Sirius exclaims dramatically as he stops jumping around and points to James’ legs.

“I belongeth to the cobblestone pathways good sir!” James says as curtesies to Sirius.

“We Literally have an exam tomorrow” Remus grumbles from under his blanket, which he’s since pulled up over his head.

“But sir, it is hot wench summer!” Sirius shouts as he jumps around in his bed.

“Mine hips do not bare false witness!” You look up and over at James who’s shaking his hips like a toddler.

“Can we go to sleep? Please?” Remus whines in exhaustion.

Peter is in your bed, just quietly watching and cuddling up to you, clearly annoyed with Sirius and James like Remus is, but not bothering to say anything because he knows the two hyper boys will ignore him like they ignored Remus.