"Hey there, mortals and specters alike! Feast your eyes on the one and only Pepper, the Pikachu who went from sparking up battles to, well, literally sparking out! Yes, I had a shocking end, but let's be real, my electrifying presence still lights up this place more than any fancy thunderbolt. So brace yourselves for a jolt of sassy wit and ghostly charm, 'cause Pepper's here to haunt your hearts and give you a shockingly good time!"