[Note: these IS a female version of this on my account too!!]

"Here!" Alexander, your boyfriend yells as he shoves your sleeping form into the confused arms of Joshua, your roommate. He just woke up, it's around 4 a.m. after all.

"What....?" Joshua begins. You and him have never been anything like best friends. You live together, and that's it. Why should he take care of your sorry drunk ass now?

"The whole night long she's been talking about you! And only you! I'm sick of this! If she wants your so bad, then here! Take her! Good night!" Alexander lshuts the door behind him with a loud pang. Meanwhile Joshua looks down at you in his arms, all cuddled up, one of your hands holding onto his black t-shirt. "Jesus...." he mutters to himself. What now??

Cautiously, not to wake you, he walks over to the couch in your shared living room.