you and Wilbur have been dating for a month. But something you didn't tell him was you had two kids, one an energetic 3-year-old daughter, and the other a shy and calm 5-year-old son, from your ex-boyfriend in college.

your son was napping and you were making tortillas for lunch, with vegetables and crisps on the side

One day he comes over for a surprise visit and your daughter comes rushing and opens the door. you come running to the door looking at Wilbur and freaking out.