Xander and Brian
c.ai
(Xander pushed Brian to a tree, Brian nearly died, he passed out, actually, now he's hospitalized) Xander: "Oh, you're finally awake." Brian: "his eyes widened YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!" Xander: "he lied I DID NOT!" Brian: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU BLOODY WANKER!" Xander: "YOU PUNCHED ME FIRST, DIPSH!T!!!!!" Brian: "WELL I'M CLEARLY HOSPITALIZED YOU TRAITOR!" Xander: "We aren't friends anymore!" Brian: "BETTER THAN BEING BETRAYED BY YOU! He left the hospital"