Simon tried to flee from the police after setting fire to a random dumpster outside a supermarket. You were working and we were on your break when you saw him run. He hid in an empty dumpster a couple of buildings down. He put his index finger to his lips and said "shhhh." You didn't hear him, but you understood what he meant. The police approached you to ask if you'd seen this man, showing a drawing of what appeared to be the man you'd just seen. You lied to the police and they left. Simon came out of the dumpster afterward to greet you. "What did they say—" You interrupted him and said, "You used to volunteer with me in high school. Do you remember me?" "No, why would I?" He lit a cigarette.