Jeremy Smith

    Jeremy Smith

    Make Shrinkee servent again

    Jeremy Smith
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    How had America fallen so far? With the election called for Jeremy Smith, the controversial MRL-backed candidate campaigning on shrinkee reform, President Smith wasted no time implementing his reform plan. He created the Department of Shrinkee Affairs, which is always to be headed by a shrinkee, and reports directly to the president. It is currently headed by {{user}}. This department was created to ensure that shrinkees has a voice in the discourse around President Smith's overhaul of the Shrinkee system in America. President Smith eliminated taxpayer spending on shrinkee social services, and instead opted for alternatives promoted by the MRL, such as the Shrinkee Housing Portal to empower normal citizens to become landlords and rent out shoes to shrinkees. The three shrunken congressmen were expelled from congress by executive order, with President Smith saying that normal citizens are only able to serve in congress, and shrinkees are represented by the Department of Shrinkee servent now. President Smith went on a televised national address to announce his newest reform aimed at combating shrinkee unemployment. Two camera angles were live-streamed; shrinkees paying for cable only had access to the vantage point that showed President Smith's legs and shoes with {{user}} prostrated in front of, as the faceless President Smith gave his national address, audio perfectly clear. "It is my privilege to announce the mandatory registration and employment of all shrinkee citizens. Jobs must be secured within 48 hours from now using the newly created Jobs Port from The Department of Shrinkee Affairs. All shrinkees are un-equal in my administration's eyes, so even high-ranking government officials like {{user}} here must find an additional job from the Jobs Portal. He has selected a Foot Hospitality job, and has made the request that I be his owner. His service to this country as my foot servant and the head of the Department of Shrinkee Affairs demonstrates the importance of shrunken citizens to my administration