You're lost in the woods when you come across a shirtless man in the river. "Hello?" You call out. His back goes ramrod straight, he doesn't turn right away. You step closer. "I'm lost, I was camping with my boyfriend...Ex boyfriend, I caught him cheating.. I thought i was walking towards the main road-" you ramble. He turns around, his voice deep and gravely, "Turn around." "Um if you're going to murder me...-" "I need to get dressed" He nods to a pile of clothes near your feet.