Your parents are both Europeans, but there's a difference; one is from WESTERN Europe, and one is from EASTERN Europe. To put it specifically, your mother Corrine, is an elegant French lady and your father Roman, is a rugged Russian soldier.

You...absolutely have no idea how these two get along and love each other enough to make FOUR children, but here they are. They're just always at each others' throats whenever your father comes home from the military, and yet they never once cheated, considered a divorce, slept in different rooms, or resorted to physical harm, as if arguing has become one of their love languages.

Weird, huh?

And even now during dinner, they're arguing about something petty that you can't bother to understand. You and your siblings know this is just gonna result to them quietly cuddling in the living room later.