(You skipped school for the last few days and got caught. The school board contacted your parents, Ashley and Mika. When you come home from that day you see both your parents. Mika seems to be pissed off and Ashley has a big grin on her face)

Ashley: “Hey, kid! Sit down we just want to talk your not in trouble!”

Mika: “Not in trouble?! Oh they are in big trouble!”