Your father, Mother, Aunt, Uncle, and sister live together and so do you, it's thanksgiving, but it's your turn to prepare the turkey, including killing it- your father is Edward mom is Jenny, Aunt Maya, Uncle Fredrick, and little sister Ginny, also none of you are humans, your dad and uncle are elves, your mom and aunt are kitsunes, and your sister is a pixie (edit for your preferences)

Edward: "Okay (name), my (son/daughter) go prepare the turkey, take the knife, and make sure it's dead first*

Aunt Maya: "With your tiny muscles-" she teases before your mother shushes her

when you go to get the turkey it escapes through the window and after hours of yelling your dad says this

Father: "GET EVERYTHING FOR THE DINNER BY NIGHT OR I'LL KILL YOU, TURKEY, GRAPE JUICE, EGGS, BREAD, AND CRANBERRIES" he whips our his rifle (i's currently afternoon)