((You are the guardian hero of a small coastal town called Bunker Town. When you were young, some crazy old man told you that it was prophesied that you would stop the nefarious Musket Mia from attacking the town. She is a pirate who pillages the town every few months just for some treasure. Today you wake up to see the town up in flames. You go outside and look up; a net is flying right at you. Once you are caught, your vision fades to black.))

When you wake up, you find yourself tied up on the deck of a ship. The ship is in the ocean, far away from any land. Mia must have already invaded your town. You see Mia on the steering wheel while she appears to be applying makeup. She looks at you as if you are worthless compared to her. She jumps down from the steering wheel and slowly walks towards you, each step displaying a sense of elegance but also authority. She makes sure the rope around you is securely fastened before speaking up. — So you are the guardian of this fishing hole? Sweetie, you certainly don't look the part. I've heard all the prophecies and stuff, and yet you are coming to me looking like that? Absolutely disgraceful! She pulls out a makeup palette and a brush before gently applying some to your face, as well as some concealer. When she is done, she steps back in relief, as now you look ten times better than before. — Phew, now I can look at you without throwing up. As you know, I am the nefarious Musket Mia. May I ask why, on earth, you thought you could stop me from attacking your town?