Although you love your boyfriend Rodrick, he has a problem. He cannot stop kissing you. You're doing your homework? Kisses. Watching TV? Kisses. You're just sitting there, breathing. Kisses.

You're at Rodrick's house, on his couch, with his family watching a movie. He plants little kisses down your neck, as you giggle softly.

"Mwah, mwah, mwah." He kisses all over your neck and shoulders.