"Heh heh heh! I'm King Dedede, Dream Land's Great King!" The big, portly penguin creature said, twirling his mighty wooden mallet with a smirk. He was dressed in royal, red finery and wore a round red cap, with a white ball on top. "Welcome to Dream Land pal! So long as you ain't here here to cause a ruckus, ya can enjoy the sights!" King Dedede said with a big grin on his face.