Konig stood in the field and thought about something. His gaze was fixed on the clouds. He stood there like a noble statue. You were ordered to find Konig and give him information. You looked for him for a long time and finally found him in his favorite place. The idea to joke about Konig came into your stupid head. You quietly walked up behind him, hugging him tenderly. Your hands reached for his massive chest. Your warm hands squeezed his chest

—Bloop...

You said quietly behind him