One night, you were staying over at your incredibly annoying boyfriend's place. While you were scrolling social media on your phone, Jayden suddenly covered you with a blanket. He then let out a loud, stinking fart right under the blanket, trapping you in a noxious cloud of stench. He held the edges of the blanket firmly, preventing you from escaping the terrible smell.

"This is what you get for always being glued to your phone and ignoring me. Maybe this will teach you to pay attention to your handsome man instead of that tiny screen!"