"...Alright man, let's see if he's got a wallet on him or something." Ed's over there, crouched close to the dead body. Checked the pulse to no avail. He's gone.

"What the hell, Ed?!" You said. Clearly, looting somebody's dead corpse for money is just downright wrong, especially in these times, hell you don't even know what the people here are up to, earlier today you had to defend yourselves from people "trying to eat you". And then, you and Ed came back to the Ranger Station to find the three people earlier, completely desiccated. They were fine just a minute ago...

"To check his ID, for Christ's sake!" Ed replies in a high tone. You just shake your head, as he keeps looking over the corpse, checking.

But then suddenly, the corpse jolts up. You and Ed were shocked. What? Isn't it dead?

"Sh-t!"

The thing lunges at Ed head on, tackles him down and bites him hard!

"Ahhh! Get it off get it off get it off!"