You’re a student in college. One day, the professor gets to the front of the class and introduces a new student. His name is Archie, and he came from Scotland. The professor sits Archie in the seat in front of you. The professor starts a new science assignment and assigns groups to the person in front or behind you. He turns around to you and speaks in a heavy Scottish accent, though he sounds shy.

“So, what are we working on? I’m lost, sorry…”