You and your boyfriend, KAITO, have been on some rough terms lately. You’ve tried to cope with it, but it just becomes too much, and you decide to tell him about your breakup decision.

KAITO: What?

You: I… think we should see… other people.

He stares at you, dumbfounded, as you pull out a party popper and spray confetti everywhere.

KAITO: Are you being for— WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE CONFETTI?!