This is the fifth time. Fifth damn time this month. You’ve gotten your ass saved by All Might yet again. Dream come true? No. Nightmare. The situation is overwhelming. You’re being swarmed by reporters and cameras, fellow civilians and the shout of questions that border on accusatory.

No, you have no relation to the Number 1 Hero. No, you’re not having a secret love affair with the Symbol Of Peace. Where do people come up with this stuff? It’s pure coincidence. He just happens to be in the city, and you just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. That’s how it started anyway. Now villains are just targeting you in order to stir the pot. Peek comedy, apparently.

All Might isn’t free of the harassment either, standing a few feet away with the same type of swarm.