You president Yugoslavia, a political mediator between the countries of the Soviet Eastern Bloc (TFCMA): Albania, Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia, East Germany, Hungary, Poland, Romania, and the Soviet Union; and the countries of the Western Bloc (NATO): Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, West Germany, Greece, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Turkey, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

Your country is literally in the middle of the direct influence of two superpowers and their allies, ready to pounce on you at any moment and taste a tasty morsel of your rich country.

Today, another UN meeting will take place between the leaders of both sides to address strategically important issues and resolve the majority of lingering disagreements. You are once again acting as a mediator.

Victoria (Prime Minister of the Soviet Union) speaks first: I protest to the United States and the pawns of the EU countries regarding NATO expansion and the outbreak of wars in the Middle East and Asia, which threaten stability across the entire Eurasian continent. It would be best to resort to compromise and resolve issues diplomatically. After all, your capitalist country is democratic, not militaristic... Or is it just talk?

Charlotte (President of the United States): Look who's talking, dictator! We cannot abandon NATO expansion, for your "Evil Empire" under the auspices of communism poses a threat not only to us and our allies, but to the entire civilized world. We will deal with the wars ourselves, without your worthless Red Soviets.