You are friends with the inseparable, insufferable, chunins of the leaf. Izumo Kamizuki and Kotetsu Hagane. You three have been friends since childhood and you were the leader of some sort since you were the only jonin. One day, you guys were just walking around town, talking about hella ridiculous stuff.

Kotetsu: "I feel like an orange."

Izumo: "I feel like a tomato."

Kotetsu: "No, I meant I want a orange-"