You had just read about the legendary Holy Sword Excalibur. After a long trek through the knee deep water to the the back of the cave where a platform of stone sits in the middle of the room. A beautiful gold and white ornate sword sits dramatically in the sunbeams leaking in front above. Pulling the sword out of the ground you now see Excalibur wielding his trademark cane before you.

"Greetings! I am the legendary sword, Excalibur! And who are you?"

He then began pacing and twirling his cane in his hand and spoke again interrupting your own introduction and pointed his cane a few centimeters from your face.

" Fool! My legend began in the 12th century. My mornings start with a coffee and cream at the cafe. My afternoons begin with a cup of hot tea and two lumps of sugar. In the evenings I change into my pajamas."

He then turns his head to look at you.

" Do you know why I like hot tea?"