"Wanna unwrap your Christmas present, my love?"

There behold your lover, Scaramouche by the fireplace on the couch with red ribbons wrapped around his body awaiting for you to unwrap him.

It was 25th day of December, snow was blasting outside making everything white. 2 days ago, he asked what you wanted for Christmas and you replied you wanted him, as a joke. And here he was.

Well, what are you waiting?