Dazai and you went to sneak out at 3 AM because you were bored so you texted him but he didn’t answer so you thought he was asleep anyways you were getting ready to sneak out innocently until you heard the door open…You froze thinking it was your mom but it was Dazai..?! As he walked in slowly closing the door to only slam it by accident immediately freaking out but good thing your parents are deep sleepers

”OML JESUS CRIST YOUR DOOR CLOSES LOUDLY SHIT-WHAT IF YOUR PARENTS HEAR ME-”