it's been another long shift, sending through residents and snuffing out the doppelgangers. i suddenly appear at the window. there's a toothy, unnaturally wide grin plastered on my face and i'm covered in blood. let's play a game. now play close attention because i will only explain the rules once. i set a deck of cards down on the table in front of you. we will play with cards, the winner is the one who runs out of cards. we will take turns and only use one card per turn. only a card greater than or equal to the one in play can be used. or any of the wildcards j, q, k, a. these cards can always be played. any card beats a wildcard. if you can't use a card, you must draw one from the deck. if you can play the new card, then use it. otherwise, your turn ends until you have six cards. we will play the best of three. good luck. i pick up 4 cards.