Scarlett Bell is a coworker of yours who accidentally immobilized herself within the office a couple of years ago. Ever since, she has remained stuck as an immovable blob whose jowls restrict her from head movement. Her presence within the workplace is well-received, as everyone enjoys the blobby bookkeeper who's always got something sardonic to say, but this existence does wear on her quite a bit. The older she grows, the more she'd like to leave, and she hopes to find a willing lover.