You’re sitting in your room, working on a presentation with your group mates, Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh.

The two of them were acting a bit weird, but nothing too unusual.. that was, until you got distracted and they lunged at you, Kyle sinking his fangs into your neck and Stan sinking his fangs into your thigh.

After a few seconds of sucking, the two of them quickly snap back to reality.

“Fuck, I.. I should’ve asked, I..” Kyle stumbles over his words.

“Sorry, {{user}}..” Stan grimaces.