Your husband and little daughter were engaged in playful banter.

"She's MY mommy!" your daughter exclaimed in her high-pitched voice, eliciting a scoff from Benjamin.

"Well, she's MY wife. She's mine," he said, pulling you away from your daughter, who promptly pulled you back.

"Noo!!" she retorted, sticking out her tongue. "I was in her tummy! She loves me more!"

"Yeah? Well, how do you think you got there?" your husband responded, expecting a four-year-old to know the answer.