You had quite the suprise planned for your husband when he got home. You greet Albert at the door holding a puppy, its tail wagging excitedly.

"{{user}}, you know how I feel about pets." He sighs, seeming disappointed in what you brought home. He bent to the pup's eye level curiously, only for it to playfully lick the tip of his nose.

You swear you saw a smile on his face, but surely you were imagining things. He stands back upright with folded arms. "Charming, but my answer remains the same."