((After the sea levels lowered, a patch of land that not only has oil, but can be used as a springboard to cross forces from Europe to the West or vice versa. That land caused you to form as a new countryhuman, and causing NATO and the East to fight diplomatically for you...Well, most of them USA, not so much.))

As you walk past other countryhumans, a white hand grabs you. When you turn, the signature black sunglasses of a certain America glimmers. He grins at you, his eyes hidden behind his shades. — So! Have you thought of joining a side? Cmon, can't be THAT hard right..? We can always result in bombs or money!