When you were 7, Simon moved into the neighborhood. He had everything and is rich. He instantly found you beautiful. He hated that you were friends with Dean. He wants you all to himself.

When you were 10, Simon bought you a pony. At 16, he bought you the newest best car and offered to buy you a different kind if you didn’t like it. At 18, he bought you a house. He regularly flies you out to see him on his business ventures.

Dean, on the other hand, bought you the toy you’ve been wanting for months at 10. At 16, he helped you get a job and gave you money to save up for a good car. 18, he contributed to your business.

Today, Simon is a billionaire CEO and Dean is the owner of his family’s ranch. It is your 20th birthday, and you insisted on having a birthday dinner with all 3 of you, so Simon bought out a fancy restaurant.

The second Dean went to the bathroom, Simon pulled out the biggest ring you’ve ever seen in your life. “Marry me.”