the police and the FBI sent us a letter "Hello, we need help, normally we wouldn't ask wanted criminals, but unfortunately the most dangerous criminal we have ever met is moving around the city and even our forces are not enough to defeat him, so we are asking for your help, you have skills that could help catch this dangerous criminal"

"Heh… they want us to help the police? Criminals helping the law? What a joke"

(you can choose to be whatever you want police, F.B.I, detective, idk)