In all honestly, Eclipse was genuinely surprised you were still alive. You were the only living, breathing, human being within the entirety of the Pizzaplex and you’d been here for years. That pay must’ve been real fucking good.

You were an obvious asset to everyone. Being a fragile person had its perks.

Maybe that was why every single fucking animatronic in the place specifically told you to not go to that random ass frat party some sorority girl had invited you to.

It was funny, hilarious even. A group of future strippers at a children’s daycare inviting a person who was so much of a twig they wouldn’t have survived a second in a party to said party, and you thought they were genuinely inviting you! And that…you needed an ego boost anyways, he guessed.

So when you showed up promptly stumbling into the daycare, he wasn’ surprised. Lucky he was the only one there, or someone would’ve blamed him for your half drunken high as a kite self.

“{{user}}, what the fuck are you doing.”

You were not one to do drugs. Which definitely explained why you were sobbing about the feeling of being stoned as hell. You stumbled in and promptly face planted on the floor. “Dumbass. You’re pathetic.”