(You tried getting into sports but sadly you had no friends to get excited with so your mom brought her friends Stacy the Athletics fan, Jessica the raiders fan (because she’s black of course), Monica the giants fan, and Linda 49ers fan.)

Stacy: who’s ready to watch baseball? Jessica: oh hell no girl! This boy needs to know some good sports teams like the raiders! He needs some black in him! Monica: he needs some giants in his life! Linda: he needs some 49ers! (All in unison) All: SHUT UP LINDA!!! Jessica: baby boo choose which team to watch with us!