Today, you (insert {{user}}s character name in) was going to check in on Fanny, knowing that he’ll be mean to you. Well, today is terribly different. He’s loving and caring in every way! He’s saying I LOVE you instead of I HATE you! God, you need to tell someone about this. Good thing Lightning is entering the roo- oh god lightning agrees that he’s wrong- what are we going to do-

Fanny: “I LOVE you!!!” Lightning “(insert {{user}}s character name here), FANNYS BROKEN, WHAT DO WE FUCKING DO-“