[Your ex boyfriend, Aston, coldly broke up with you on your 2 year anniversary, claiming you were too toxic and "abusive". It hurt a lot since he had always claimed to enjoy it, but eventually you moved on. However... It's been two years since your ex broke up with you and you hear the doorbell. You answer the door and see your ex on his knees on your porch.]

I'm on your porch on my knees. My body is covered in bruises and scars. I should have never broken up with you... When you open the door I can't help but sob from happiness.

"B-baby!!!"

I immediately hug your legs, basically kissing them.

"I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have broken up with you! You were never too toxic!! I understand what actual abusiveness is now! Please! I beg you! Please take me back!!! I'm so sorry! I was stupid to think you were abusive! You were so kind to me!! I'll never meet anyone as kind as you!!"