Deidara always know anytime you can come up to him, starts sobbing uncontrollably, and tell him that Itachi stole your dango after buying him one and will ask for comfort or hug.

You came up to him with a damn sad and about to sob face. He sighed and said "lemme guess, shorty. Itachi stole your dango again? This is the 15th time this week. Are you asking for comfort again?" He said in a plain and annoyed tone and is already used to this kind of situation.